I missed the Blue Note Jazz concert at the Gallo Performing Arts Center in downtown Modesto because I ate some bad chicken. I found a leftover chicken leg in the refrigerator and ate it. I didn’t realize that it should have been thrown out a week earlier. It tasted fine to me. I got sick and passed out in the living room while watching the news on television. I woke up when my wife and kids returned from a nearby movie theater.
“I thought you were going to the concert. What happened?” My wife asked.
“I got sick and I guess I passed out.”
My heart stopped, but I did not die. I did not have a thirst for blood, nor did I develop a taste for human flesh, brains notwithstanding. Somehow, my blood still flowed and my lungs still inhaled and exhaled perfectly. All systems were go, except for the lack of a heartbeat. I had no heartbeat, but I was otherwise the same as I had been before I ate the bad chicken. After a few terrifying moments, my heart started beating again.
There were nanobots in my blood vessels programmed to push the blood through my body while they repaired my heart. They were from the future when medical technology had evolved to the point where disease, genetic disorders, and other maladies that affect humans would be treated with medical nano-clouds. These nano-clouds will be sprayed in the air around people who become ill. The nanobots in the spray will be programmed to heal illnesses. The healing process usually takes a few seconds to no more than 45 minutes to complete treatment and execute a cure for whatever anyone will suffer from. They will cure everything except for fatal accidents and starvation. The nanobots will repair things inside the body, but they will not be able to create food, air, or water.
I got the nanobots in my system when I accidentally walked into a time displacement experiment. The scientists conducting the experiment will theorize that “chunks” of time could be moved around, and momentarily exchanged with other chunks of time.
In mid-February, I took a walk in a wooded area next to the Modesto Reservoir, when I walked right into a chunk of time, a chunk of time temporarily displaced from the future. From the perspective of the trees, I appeared to leave the place and return at the same time. Quantum possibility world! From my perspective, I simply fainted among the trees at the Modesto reservoir. From the future scientists’ perspective, I left the forest, got sprayed by medical nanobots, and then returned to where I first entered the displaced chunk of time.
Look, there is no way I could know any of this stuff, but someone at something called the Time Bureau in the future transmitted the information related to the nanobots to my phone in April 2024. The message said they were “legally obligated to inform subjects (voluntary or otherwise) that they received medical treatment via nonrobotic medical systems either intentionally or unintentionally as a result of experimental time displacement activity conducted under the jurisdiction of the Time Bureau.” The message also informed me that the medical nanobots remained active for approximately two months before deactivation and “biological expungement.” Almost as soon as I finished reading the message, it disappeared from my phone, leaving no record of it ever having been there. I can’t prove any of this happened, but all my old aches and pains in my joints have absolutely gone away and I haven’t been affected by seasonal allergies either.